Rules (and promises) are meant to be broken. I know I’ve made a thumb-promise that I won’t blog, but this tale I have to feed you can’t be bottled up anymore lest it’ll get stale. Here goes:
Naw* texted me few days ago saying that she has broken up with his 1-year first boyfriend, let’s just call him Mr G. She was so upset and agitated and I totally understand what she’s going through especially this is her first breakup. Today she texted me saying that the guy was involved in an accident (haha padan muka!).
“What’s the reason he gave u hun?” I asked Naw*.
Mr G (as reiterated by Naw*): There’s no more understanding between us. But I hope that we can still be friends..
Owh, crap! Perhatian kepada lelaki-lelaki di luar sana. Sila jangan bagi alasan-alasan cmni kalau nak break-up:
“You deserve someone better”
“I don’t want to but I just have to do it”
“I hope we can still be friends”
“You’re a great girl, but..”
Although it is (may be) the honest reason and you guys just want to be subtle with us, but please know that those are soooooooo LAME (and we’re BIG GIRLS, I’m sure we can handle the truth!) We don’t want someone better – we want you! If you don’t want to do it then why you did it anyway? We don’t want to be friend with you – we have so many friends already! And if I’m that great of a girl, then just stick with me already! *Sorry emo di pagi-pagi Jumaat yang mulia ni*
Boleh tak create more ingenious excuses contohnya macam: “Sorry I ada brain tumor, I only have 6 months to live therefore I have to let you go” or “Mr Kapurutkrang from Planet Mars wanted me to be the chief commander kat sana, so I have to go” or even “I met a hotter girl and I wanted to be with her coz you obviously sucks!” Truth may hurt, but that’s all we want to hear. And we could move on faster that you can imagine knowing what a sick little bas*ard you actually are! Rather than weeping and regretting and wallowing and asking ourselves if we could be better for you and questioning the infamous what-ifs q.
So guys, please! Don’t try to be subtle with us if you desire a break-up. Be mean and be a jerk (as what u guys always have been pun!-no offense tho) :) We are stronger than you could have ever imagine. You’re actually helping us in the process if you just be honest! We’ll live, you can bet your life on it. (And I wonder whether that self-help book entitled “How To Breakup With Girlfriends for Dummies” dah hit shelves ke belom?)
Owh, readers. Remember I told you about story of my friend and Mc-I-Dont-Like? He broke up with his girlfriend in front of my friend. She ran away crying like a baby and Mc-I-Dont-Like and my friend already an item now. Talking about mean… *devilish eyes*